Competition #1
Thank you to everyone who participated in our first competition!
We asked you to come up with a penis sleeve related poem. We received some marvellous entries, which you can see below.
The winner, “MANHUUD in Paris”, won a new [ OG 7 ] sleeve!
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WINNER
MANHUUD in Paris
When the night is dark, in the city of lust,
She's haunted by her sins, dreams of powerful thrust.
Her intrusives thoughts turn into an urge,
She's about to give in, flirting on the verge.
She briefly closes her eyes waiting for her hubby,
Secretly hoping he would wear his OG.
The eight or the seven, now her heart is torn,
Deep in. Her pussy, his MANHUUD would own.
When the night is dark, in the city of lust,
Her husband comes proudly with confidence and trust.
No PE or ED could stop him in his will,
He owns the OG, empowered with its feel.
If the human body is the best work of art
Jacques and Tomasz really enhanced this part!
Sure, it looks good, like sin in a suit.
Deep in her pussy his MANHUUD would shoot.
With passion they twirl in a dance full of joy,
Pleasuring themselves with this magnificent toy.
Never been more aroused with another phantasm,
Tearing the silence in a screaming orgasm.
No evil dooms us except the evil we love,
The MANHUUD is something she won't get tired of.
When the dawn's breaking in, haven't slept, lucky guy!
She lies naked on the bed, smiles and says in a sigh.
MANHUUD, oh MANHUUD makes your manhood so strong,
When you put on that sleeve that's incredibly long.
It makes your cock so thick. Turned on by how it looked.
It's the first time we use it but I'm already hooked.
Sausages and Sauce
Sausages without sauce almost led to divorce.
Confidence knocked,
No desire to bonk.
The sardelka alone was no longer enough to bone,
But along came some help in the shape of Manhuud and lube,
So now the sausage had some sauce.
Relationship saved.
Confidence boosted,
Feel like a man as we get juicy.
My cock is so soft that I grieve,
All the fun that I cannot achieve.
What a way to be stuck,
when I'd much rather fuck,
so I'll happily roll on a sleeve.
When you decide to HUUD
Make sure you use WUUD
Prepare for SHOCK
When you use your new COCK
Plan to SWEAT
While she's all WET
Again, again, she MOANS
While you pump harder with GROANS
At last, at last, you can fuck like a CHAMP
Use lots of LUBE, suck on her BOOB
Tickle her SPHINCTER, fondle her CLIT
Now you see her JOY, she's all LIT